(The inmates are running the asylum)
by L'Nhoj Yesdnil
Money Oligarchy 16x20 |
final assimulation sold |
Coemptive adversarial materialism 24x30" |
"WARNING"
Humans of earth, you are speeding into a brick wall, yet all you do is argufy the seatting arrangements!!!.
Kill your car, ride a bike, breathe deep!
world population counter
U.S. $ Debt Clock
(sardonic irony, the peranoid critical method of surrealism)
BIG MACK BIG DEAL:Editer the leader: So what’s the big deal about a mac-dawg burgers moving to town? It will have nice colored plastic on it, like the shopping mall down town. Don’t you just love the bright shiny plastic? It's so victorian. Don't you think they should bull doze the old brick buildings and put up some shiny escalators and neon signs, ( perhaps some yellow plastic over the brown bricks? ) to help the tourest industry?
IGNORANCE IS BLISS:Well it's the time of year that the stink from the paper mill drifts into town to remind us that we don't own the air we breathe. What are they burning down there? Dead dogs, or old tires?? Well I don't think we should worry about the mills smog, I breathe more crap from my neighbors burning plastic trash. And the second hand smoke from every one's cigarettes.
DOG DAYZ:Dog! its god spelled backwards. Why? Personally I think we should send all our dogs to central america, so they can turn them in to tacos, but no, we treat them like children and feed them better than our self’s, and let them terrorize the neighbors. Well I'd better keep my mouth shut; I don’t want to be accused of animal abuse.
KEEP OLD LADIES STONED:The other day, I took a couple pain killers; got so spaced out I had to drink a coke to clear up my mind; then had to smoke a cigarette to calm down from the caffeine. By then my day was wasted. War on drugs? what war on drugs? They still push drugs as hard as ever on tv!! I think they should wage war on stupidity and corruption, but NOOOO, there's no profit in it!!!!!! Better to keep the old ladies stoned on television and anti-depressants!
SOYLENT GREEN:I agree with criss jones , Soylent Green will probably be the 'final solution' to over population. Especially if TV keeps teaching our hypnotized minds to justify violence to solve insurmountable problems (with the use of sadism and stupidity). Clinton wants to start a war on tv violence? Why don't they wage war on the anal- retention jammed down our throats in the name of entertainment? Oh forget it, tv will never change, there is no profit in it. The only thing we can do is to kill our televisions, and learn to read again!
SCIENCE FICTION OR SCIENCE FACT?:Once-apon a time in a world far away there was a race of animals that claimed to know more than the rest of the animals, they even developed denial belief systems that said they would go to hell if they Questioned their belief systems. They also had a rule about not showing nudity on TV while the children were awake because some of them thought that it would drive the children wild......yet at the same time they let the children watch all the anil-retintive displays of solving problems with guns that they wanted, because they couldn't prove in a court of law that it had any effect on the children.
Another thing these crazy animals did was to invent machines that would carry them faster than other animals could....by the time there were several billion of these machines in use they started noticing the air they breathed was turning brown because of the dirty fuel that the machines used. The makers of the dirty fuel said " you can't prove it " and paid the researchers to prove that dirty fuel was not the problem. Knowing that wouldn't last long they invented ways to filter the dirty fuel fumes. (Instead of letting any one know about the invention of how to run the machines on water.)
[They didn't want the economy to crash....and their power to vanish.]
DEMOCRACY?:Amerika will never be a true democracy until we elect a black atheist woman for president.
But it will take more than that to get elected: She will need to sound like a preacher with no accent, be independently wealthy to pay for the campaign and most importantly: be a very good lier! (lawyer).
'DENIAL'; THE AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE:
Out of all the talk about the "Attack on america" in September on t.v. I have not heard one single word about the real reasons it happened ( the role that America's addiction to gasoline plays in big money power politics, and the tens of thousands of Arab civilians that were killed with America's help, just so we can continue to drive our gas gulping vehicles, rather than taking responsibility for it, buying our way out of our addiction, and demanding that the government help us!!!)
I can only hope that the price of gasoline goes up enough (because of this world war 3 scenario) that people will start thinking about what they can actually do! Stop waiting for our benevolent dictatorial corporations to find a way to sell you clean burning fuel. Take control of your life, find out what you can do, TALK ABOUT IT, then kill your car, I did and it feels good to ride a bicycle.
Now that you have given up your addiction to gasoline, and apologized to the rest of the world for all the damage you have caused, you can start thinking about taking responsibility for over populating 'space ship earth', and all the complications there of.
Remember, depression is a mechanism of denial, it keeps you from thinking and organizing to solve problems. Your depression and confusion is exactly what the powers that be want.
Oh boy I forgot to take my medication today.....better tune into some stupid sitcoms to forget all this crap.
FACTS:
In 1835 it was discovered that electricity could be generated by osmosis, but not until 1993 did any one power a bus with this method, will it be another 100 years before hydrogen is used by the main stream of humans?
WORDS:
Why is 'Santa' an anagram for ‘Satan’? 'God' is 'Dog' spelled backwards, and 'rat' is an anagram for 'art'. Who invented these words, or was it evolution? Nothing 'is' as it appears.
SOUND BYTES:
Fighting terrorism with amerikas "military-congressional industrial complex" is like trying to swat a fly with a sledge hammer.
Amerikan politics is nothing more that a distraction from what the corporations that own our government is doing to coempt the worlds resources.
Schools teach you to imitate, not innovate.
DISNEY LAND POLITICS:
Amerikan politics are like Disney land on bad drugs, full of lowest common denominator pavlovian knee jerk reaction tactics designed to reduce us all to Zen anarchists or religious obsequients! The inmates are running the funny farm!
Political science has been refined so completely that they can sell us any bill of goods they want, like “America is a free country”, “don’t criticize the government while they are fighting terrorism”, “the only alternative to Americas perfect brand of democracy is chaos and tyranny”, “cars don’t cause cancer”, and other rhetorical fantasies. I feel sorry for people that see the world in black and white terms.
BORN AGIAN FLAG WAVER:
Golly gee the republicans are so positive. Obviously I need a good thought cleansing. Yes even electro shock therapy to go with my 8 hours a day of TV.
Well Prozac is helping me see the positive side of war and politics. Now that I under stand that this war is too small to worry about, and see that it is good for the economy by making taxable cash flow? And it gets rid of religious fanatics… from other countries. Oh glorious America.
Just think of all the “new jobs” created by the corporate tax cuts, I don’t like “old” jobs, working at McDonalds is good, right? And no, I don’t care what it takes to keep the oil flowing so I can keep driving my S.U.V.
Flag waving is so much better than living in a re-education camp for thinking negative thoughts. I’m so glad that big brother is taking care of me.
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